Favorite TV Show Episode Blogathon:
I Spy: Home to Judgement
The Story
Government agents Kelly Robinson and Alexander Scott are on the
run. They’ve botched an assignment, been captured – likely tortured – and
escaped. Now they scramble through cornfields and countryside as silent,
faceless enemy agents track them. Kelly wears a shackle around one ankle. He’s
wounded and feverish.
They stumble across a farmhouse that Kelly realizes belongs to his
Uncle Harry (Will Geer) and Aunt Alta (Una Merkel), whom he hasn’t seen for 27
years. He and Scott hide out in a hayloft.
Kelly is in bad shape, and as he recites the names of the comic
strips he read during his teenage summers on the farm, Scott comes out of
hiding and offers to help Uncle Harry with his chores in return for food, which
he sneaks back to Kelly. Their trackers, meantime, are closing in.
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Will Geer and Robert Culp |
Uncle Harry and Aunt Alta realize something is amiss and Kelly is
discovered. Uncle Harry, suspicious of these two strangers, tries calling the
sheriff, but the telephone is dead. He asks his wife to bring the car around;
he’ll drive them to the sheriff himself. Kelly stops his aunt, and a search
confirms that the stalkers have wired dynamite to the car’s starter.
AUNT ALTA: Who are you? What’s your name?
KELLY: It doesn’t matter. You couldn’t possibly know me. If you
remember me at all it would be as a child – who doesn’t exist anymore. (Holding
up the dynamite sticks). This is what I am now. And this is what I brought you.
With the farmhouse now completely cut off, the truth is that the enemies
coming after Kelly and Scott will wait until dark, then storm the house and kill
everyone.
Taking inventory of his uncle’s firearms, Kelly asks about a .22
that once belonged to him, and in doing so, reveals himself.
KELLY: It was mine. But I couldn’t take it back to the city
with me and boarding school, so at the end of summer, I left it here, with you.
UNCLE HARRY: Kelly? Why, it’s Kelly.
KELLY: You put two nails on the wall in the kitchen. And your
30-30 (Winchester) was on it, for me to take down, when I was tall enough to
reach it. The next summer. I would have made it too, because I was tall and
skinny the next summer, but that winter my mom died. Next summer never came.
And now I’ve come and wished I hadn’t.
Aunt Alta tears up and Kelly chokes back a sob. His training won’t
allow for emotional breakdowns, but what’s implied is that the price for
“swingin’ on the Riviera one day,” as Johnny Rivers sang on Secret Agent Man,
is emotionally immense. “We’re poison,” Kelly says. “Everything we touch gets
contaminated.”
But it’s getting dark, and this isn’t a time for self-reflection.
Working with what’s on hand – two hunting rifles, some barbed wire, homemade
explosives in plastic bags, hurricane lamps, fuses for blasting tree stumps and
the dynamite sticks taken from the car, Kelly, Scott, Uncle Harry and Aunt Alta
prepare to defend themselves. And wait.
It’s night and the sound of the cicadas give way to footsteps on
the roof and in the storm cellar.
As the intruders try to break into the darkened house, the climax of
Home to Judgement is a crescendo of violence and intensity – as much as
the networks might allow back then. Electrified barb wire. Explosions.
Gunshots. Lit by car headlights or flares. Even the family Dalmatian gets into
the action going up against a snarling hound used to hunt down Kelly and
Scott.
Since this is network television, you can guess the outcome. In
the final scene, Kelly and Scott walk back to the highway, Kelly holding the
rifle his uncle promised him as a teen. He’s smiling for the first time. You
can go home again.
The Script
Robert Culp’s script for Home to Judgement was nominated
for an Emmy for Outstanding Writing Achievement in a Drama.
Uncle
Harry and Aunt Alta are based on Culp’s own grandparents, whose farm was in Idaho.
“The story Kelly tells about the two rifles is true,” Culp said. “My children
and grandchildren will always have this little magic carpet to take them back
to a better time, the way I remember it.”
Synchronicity
Home to Judgement was broadcast as the networks’ fascination with secret agents was
running on fumes. One week after it aired on Jan. 8, 1968, The Man from
U.N.C.L.E. broadcast its final episode. I Spy survived until April
1968.
One of the comic strips Kelly remembers in the hayloft is Terry
and the Pirates. At the time of his death in 2010, Culp was working on a film
adaptation of Terry and the Pirates that he was to direct. It was his favorite
boyhood comic strip.
Straw Dogs
Culp originally wanted Sam Peckinpah to direct Home to
Judgement. They had a long relationship working on television projects
together.
One could guess that Peckinpah saw Home to Judgement and
may have had it in the back of his mind when he directed Straw Dogs
(1971). Both share a common reference point of a violent finale of homemade
traps in a darkened house and a hero redeemed.
You can also draw a straight line from Home to Judgement,
through Straw Dogs, to Home Alone (1990). While they take
different routes to get there, they share similar final acts, even if the
violence in Home Alone is more along the lines of a living Warner
Brothers cartoon. A crew member on Home Alone said, “I kept telling
people we were doing a kids version of Straw Dogs.”